Unimpressed Astronaut

You flew on an airplane from New York to California? That must have been far.

You flew on an airplane from New York to California? That must have been far.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You pulled off the Holocaust hoax? That's cool.

You pulled off the Holocaust hoax? That's cool.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Wow, Facebook pictures of you next to the great wall of china. Doesn't look so great from up here.

Wow, Facebook pictures of you next to the great wall of china. Doesn't look so great from up here.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Don't even know how you're getting home? Wild. Guess you'll have to cab it.

Don't even know how you're getting home? Wild. Guess you'll have to cab it.  Unimpressed Astronaut

hey edmund hillary cool story bro

hey edmund hillary cool story bro  Unimpressed Astronaut

One small step for man... About 3 for a midget

One small step for man... About 3 for a midget  Unimpressed Astronaut

We could have saved Children in Africa instead. God bless america

We could have saved Children in Africa instead. God bless america  Unimpressed Astronaut

It's how big? I can't see it from here.

It's how big? I can't see it from here.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have an 8 AM in Canisius? Me too... ...in the dsb

You have an 8 AM in Canisius? Me too... ...in the dsb  Unimpressed Astronaut

"I love you to the moon and back!" Thats All?

Like us for More!