Unimpressed Astronaut

You think you have traveled through the cosmos? Bitch, please.

You think you have traveled through the cosmos? Bitch, please.  Unimpressed Astronaut

"no matter how far apart two people are they will always be under the same sky" b*itch please

You had your wisdom teeth pulled? I walked on the moon

You had your wisdom teeth pulled? I walked on the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

You made a picture with dots? That's nice

You made a picture with dots? That's nice  Unimpressed Astronaut

You starred in a space movie? those special effects must have made been amazing

You starred in a space movie? those special effects must have made been amazing  Unimpressed Astronaut

You: "we're in the middle of freaking nowhere." no, we're not.

You:

oh, you killed that spider in the corner of your tub? Im about to go poke around the remains of a transformer, just over this mound behind me.

oh, you killed that spider in the corner of your tub? Im about to go poke around the remains of a transformer, just over this mound behind me.   Unimpressed Astronaut

did you say something, canada? we can't hear you from up here

did you say something, canada? we can't hear you from up here  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're not an astronaut? I better be a pretentious asshole to you

You're not an astronaut? I better be a pretentious asshole to you  Unimpressed Astronaut

You bought an acre on the moon? From whom?

You bought an acre on the moon? From whom?  Unimpressed Astronaut
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