Unimpressed Astronaut

So, space travel has been cancled? cool story brah.

So, space travel has been cancled? cool story brah.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your program working 99% of the time is enough? I might be dead

Your program working 99% of the time is enough? I might be dead  Unimpressed Astronaut

Shot for the moon successfully

Shot for the moon successfully  Unimpressed Astronaut

You can't check in on Foursquare while roaming? Ugh, now no one will believe you went to the TGI Friday's in canton, ohio

You can't check in on Foursquare while roaming? Ugh, now no one will believe you went to the TGI Friday's in canton, ohio  Unimpressed Astronaut

Adopt the Metric System??? Yeah.....um...whose flag is on the moon?

Adopt the Metric System??? Yeah.....um...whose flag is on the moon?  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you made a holder for your headphones. That's nice.

Oh, you made a holder for your headphones. That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

The cow jumped OVER the moon? Amateur.

The cow jumped OVER the moon? Amateur.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Russians first in space? Bitch please.

Russians first in space? Bitch please.  Unimpressed Astronaut

aww you poor thing ya it was -4 at noon here

aww you poor thing ya it was -4 at noon here  Unimpressed Astronaut

You can see Russia from your house? I can see the whole freakin' Eastern hemisphere from mine.

You can see Russia from your house? I can see the whole freakin' Eastern hemisphere from mine.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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