Unimpressed Astronaut

Houston,.. this is Dexter, it looks like I've landed on a mound.... ... of bananas??

Houston,.. this is Dexter, it looks like I've landed on a mound.... ... of bananas??  Unimpressed Astronaut

OH, You got a full-time offer from Morgan Stanley? That's nice

OH, You got a full-time offer from Morgan Stanley? That's nice  Unimpressed Astronaut

car wouldn't start? that must be terrifying

car wouldn't start? that must be terrifying  Unimpressed Astronaut

You've just unlocked an outfit in multiplayer. that's cute.

You've just unlocked an outfit in multiplayer. that's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're praying for me? damn, that must be hard

You're praying for me? damn, that must be hard  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you have a blog? That's nice.

Oh, you have a blog? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Yes I agree MATH IS BORING

Yes I agree MATH IS BORING  Unimpressed Astronaut

You didn't go out because it was raining? Who can blame you?

You didn't go out because it was raining? Who can blame you?  Unimpressed Astronaut

No way! You got your driver's license? Bitch, I drive cars on the moon

No way! You got your driver's license? Bitch, I drive cars on the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, the Packers are undefeated? That's cute

So, the Packers are undefeated? That's cute  Unimpressed Astronaut
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