Unimpressed Astronaut

One giant leap for mankind... Leap away from our beliefs

One giant leap for mankind... Leap away from our beliefs  Unimpressed Astronaut

Im on the moon motherfucker

 Im on the moon motherfucker  Unimpressed Astronaut

you spent a week building a house in minecraft? cool story bro.

you spent a week building a house in minecraft? cool story bro.  Unimpressed Astronaut

reddit was down? I would used my wristwatch, knowledge of star patterns, and math estimations to get it working.

reddit was down? I would used my wristwatch, knowledge of star patterns, and math estimations to get it working.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you're a star wars fan? nice.

you're a star wars fan? nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you swam with dolphins? i bet no one does that

you swam with dolphins? i bet no one does that  Unimpressed Astronaut

I used to be an astronaut like you. Then I took a cut to the space program budget.

I used to be an astronaut like you. Then I took a cut to the space program budget.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You Saw The Grand Canyon? The View Must Have Been Terrible

You Saw The Grand Canyon? The View Must Have Been Terrible  Unimpressed Astronaut

My wife wanted kids so I went to the Moon

My wife wanted kids so I went to the Moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

I'm sorry I'm a coward, a liar and a what?

I'm sorry I'm a coward, a liar and a what?  Unimpressed Astronaut
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