Unimpressed Astronaut

hey yuri , wanna play a round of moon golf, than maybe we could go cruising in my lunar rover. and to end the perfect day in a perfect way, i could take a picture of you sticking your flag in the moon. whooops, i forgot

hey yuri , wanna play a round of moon golf, than maybe we could go cruising in my lunar rover. and to end the perfect day in a perfect way, i could take a picture of you sticking your flag in the moon. whooops, i forgot  Unimpressed Astronaut

over 1000 schools and hospitals for the same price? Can't hear you im on the moon.

over 1000 schools and hospitals for the same price? Can't hear you im on the moon.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you've gone place done thing number? moon

Oh you've gone place done thing number? moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

you're one in a million so, on a planet with 7 billion people there's 6,999 just like you

you're one in a million so, on a planet  with 7 billion people there's 6,999 just like you  Unimpressed Astronaut

Cocaine? Nah, Moon rocks

Cocaine? Nah, Moon rocks   Unimpressed Astronaut

So, you discovered America? Nice

So, you discovered America? Nice  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your part of the mile high club? i'm part of the 356400 km high club.

Your part of the mile high club? i'm part of the 356400 km high club.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're a Humanities Major? I'm sure that'll Take you interesting places

You're a Humanities Major? I'm sure that'll Take you interesting places  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your From 2012? You've probably been to Mars 100 times already.

Your From 2012? You've probably been to Mars 100 times already.  Unimpressed Astronaut

NIGGAS BE LIKE I'M FIVE MINUTES AWAY

NIGGAS BE LIKE I'M FIVE MINUTES AWAY  Unimpressed Astronaut
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