Unimpressed Astronaut

You can't hit out of a trap with gravity? try the moon

You can't hit out of a trap with gravity? try the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

You witnessed the Challenger Explode? I was on it

You witnessed the Challenger Explode? I was on it  Unimpressed Astronaut

You had an eight hour flight? Relatively Short

You had an eight hour flight? Relatively Short  Unimpressed Astronaut

Crap!! I think I left the oven on.

Crap!! I think I left the oven on.  Unimpressed Astronaut

That higgs boson particle was a pretty big discovery apparently not big enough to draw First Contact though

That higgs boson particle was a pretty big discovery apparently not big enough to draw First Contact though  Unimpressed Astronaut

oh, you climbed mont blanc? That's nice.

oh, you climbed mont blanc? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

So you lost 5 pounds? That's nice.

So you lost 5 pounds? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

just off a long haul flight? that must have been tough on your vagina!

just off a long haul flight? that must have been tough on your vagina!  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have a bachelor's degree in astrophysics? That's cool

You have a bachelor's degree in astrophysics? That's cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

When I promise you the moon I deliver

When I promise you the moon I deliver  Unimpressed Astronaut
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