Unimpressed Astronaut

Reddit is up? Not up as high as I am, probably.

Reddit is up? Not up as high as I am, probably.   Unimpressed Astronaut

high score in lunar lander for atari? sounds challenging

 high score in lunar lander for atari? sounds challenging  Unimpressed Astronaut

you say jesus walked on water? That's adorable.

you say jesus walked on water? That's adorable.  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, you've traveled a bit in your day too, have you? Ever been to another planet?

So, you've traveled a bit in your day too, have you? Ever been to another planet?  Unimpressed Astronaut

A cold dead cinder? Better than Houston

A cold dead cinder? Better than Houston  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have a pilot's license? I bet that took some time

You have a pilot's license? I bet that took some time   Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you're an astronaut who's been to the moon? oh.

Oh, you're an astronaut who's been to the moon? oh.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you drive an escalade i drive a small sand dune buggy

you drive an escalade i drive a small sand dune buggy  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have to speak in front of a crowd tomorrow? I bet you're anxious

You have to speak in front of a crowd tomorrow? I bet you're anxious  Unimpressed Astronaut

Flying to New York? Cool story bro.

Flying to New York? Cool story bro.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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