Unimpressed Astronaut

You drove for 12 hours Must have been tiring

You drove for 12 hours Must have been tiring   Unimpressed Astronaut

O you have a tough exam? I'M A FUCKING ASTRONAUT

O you have a tough exam? I'M A FUCKING ASTRONAUT  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your car can go 120 mph? That must be so exciting

Your car can go 120 mph? That must be so exciting  Unimpressed Astronaut

WOLF BE LIKE I'M FIVE MINUTES AWAY

WOLF BE LIKE I'M FIVE MINUTES AWAY  Unimpressed Astronaut

Uh, Houston... where the fuck is the cheese?!?!?!!

Uh, Houston... where the fuck is the cheese?!?!?!!  Unimpressed Astronaut

Filmed In A Hollywood Basement

Filmed In A Hollywood Basement  Unimpressed Astronaut

Land on moon, come back hero. 50 years later, still in low earth orbit.

Land on moon, come back hero. 50 years later, still in low earth orbit.  Unimpressed Astronaut

its so humid you can barley breath? tell me about it

its so humid you can barley breath? tell me about it  Unimpressed Astronaut

Got Bose Headphones for your flight? I bet you didn't hear a thing.

Got Bose Headphones for your flight? I bet you didn't hear a thing.  Unimpressed Astronaut

At the same age, his grandson will be wishing there were more episodes of 30 rock on hulu

At the same age, his grandson will be wishing there were more episodes of 30 rock on hulu  Unimpressed Astronaut
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