Unimpressed Astronaut

Having trouble parallel parking I landed on the Moon bitch

Having trouble parallel parking I landed on the Moon bitch  Unimpressed Astronaut

You know how to fly a plane? That must be so cool

You know how to fly a plane? That must be so cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

you often end up on a really packed bus when going to class? that must be stressful

you often end up on a really packed bus when going to class? that must be stressful  Unimpressed Astronaut

Worried about Selected Topics? That must be difficult

Worried about Selected Topics? That must be difficult  Unimpressed Astronaut

Dancing in the moonlight? Yup

Dancing in the moonlight? Yup  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you flew in a plane without throwing up Must have been hard for you to do

Oh, you flew in a plane without throwing up Must have been hard for you to do  Unimpressed Astronaut

it's a full moon tonight? get ready for two

it's a full moon tonight? get ready for two  Unimpressed Astronaut

finishes math problem raises hand

finishes math problem raises hand  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you had to study half a day for your midterm? That must be awful

Oh, you had to study half a day for your midterm? That must be awful  Unimpressed Astronaut

Got a 26.2 sticker on your car? Mine's 238,857

Got a 26.2 sticker on your car? Mine's 238,857  Unimpressed Astronaut
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