Unimpressed Astronaut

So your company sends it's employees overseas? My company sends it's employees over earth...

So your company sends it's employees overseas? My company sends it's employees over earth...  Unimpressed Astronaut

YOUR SEATBELT ON SPACE MOUNTAIN DIDN'T WORK? THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

YOUR SEATBELT ON SPACE MOUNTAIN DIDN'T WORK? THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.  Unimpressed Astronaut

high school math that must be tough

high school math that must be tough  Unimpressed Astronaut

You can't pass a budget in 2011? We used to do that fairly quickly, and then we went to the moon a couple times.

You can't pass a budget in 2011? We used to do that fairly quickly, and then we went to the moon a couple times.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh Word? you fell and broke all your fronts out? I fell to... In a slow motion ninja flip..BITCH!

Oh Word? you fell and broke all your fronts out? I fell to... In a slow motion ninja flip..BITCH!  Unimpressed Astronaut

You guys sent a robot to mars? That's cool . . .

You guys sent a robot to mars? That's cool . . .  Unimpressed Astronaut

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars"? How inspirational.

oh you scraped your knee, outside? i cant even take a piss outside

oh you scraped your knee, outside? i cant even take a piss outside  Unimpressed Astronaut

You safely ditched an unpowered Airbus full of people in the Hudson? Not bad, kid.

You safely ditched an unpowered Airbus full of people in the Hudson? Not bad, kid.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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