Unimpressed Slave

High unemployment under obama? Lincoln put my whole family out of a job

High unemployment under obama? Lincoln put my whole family out of a job  Unimpressed Slave

Your favorite band is underground? So was our railroad

Your favorite band is underground? So was our railroad  Unimpressed Slave

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me." Really now.

The government doesn't fight for your internet? you must feel oppressed

The government doesn't fight for your internet? you must feel oppressed  Unimpressed Slave

You're Pussy Whipped? Sounds painful.

You're Pussy Whipped? Sounds painful.  Unimpressed Slave

You say your new boss is 'literally' a slave driver mmmm hmmm

You say your new boss is 'literally' a slave driver  mmmm hmmm  Unimpressed Slave

Oh it's too difficult to get the cotton out of the Tylenol bottle? Fuck you

Oh it's too difficult to get the cotton out of the Tylenol bottle? Fuck you  Unimpressed Slave

you say i won a free cruise? not falling for that twice

you say i won a free cruise? not falling for that twice  Unimpressed Slave

You got raped by that math test? Wow that sounds rough

You got raped by that math test? Wow that sounds rough  Unimpressed Slave

Your Baby Daddy plays the field? Mine Owns it

Your Baby Daddy plays the field? Mine Owns it  Unimpressed Slave
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