Unimpressed Slave

Got the Cornelius Vanderbilt Scholarship? He provided me with free housing for life

Got the Cornelius Vanderbilt Scholarship?
 He provided me with free housing for life  Unimpressed Slave

cramped leg room on that trans-atlantic flight? That must've been rough

cramped leg room on that trans-atlantic flight? That must've been rough  Unimpressed Slave

You had to sit at the back of the bus? That's harsh

You had to sit at the back of the bus? That's harsh  Unimpressed Slave

Got called a coon? try eating one out of desperation

Got called a coon? try eating one out of desperation   Unimpressed Slave

Your espresso grinder doesn't have enough rpm for you? You have such a hard life

Your espresso grinder doesn't have enough rpm for you? You have such a hard life  Unimpressed Slave

Your KFC is cold? That must be awful

Your KFC is cold? That must be awful  Unimpressed Slave

you baked and went to an adult party? You must feel very accomplished

you baked and went to an adult party? You must feel very accomplished  Unimpressed Slave

Only 2 weeks Vacation? That's what I call slave labor

Only 2 weeks Vacation? That's what I call slave labor  Unimpressed Slave

Your shoes hurt? That must be terrible

Your shoes hurt? That must be terrible  Unimpressed Slave

can't find anywhere to recharge your iphone at the big chill? Lord, let me sing "Wade In The Water" For you

can't find anywhere to recharge your iphone at the big chill? Lord, let me sing
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