Vengeance Dad

I was shocked to hear my wife scream in terror Then I noticed the duct tape had come loose again

I was shocked to hear my wife scream in terror Then I noticed the duct tape had come loose again  Vengeance Dad

She said we needed more family therapy I arranged a marathon session

She said we needed more family therapy I arranged a marathon session  Vengeance Dad

They took my food away before I finished eating I took their lives for dessert

They took my food away before I finished eating I took their lives for dessert  Vengeance Dad

They made me pose for this ridiculous photo. I posted it online.

They made me pose for this ridiculous photo. I posted it online.  Vengeance Dad

It was either them or my hairline I chose the fucking hairline. God dammit, I chose the fucking hairline!! Betsy! Paul! Little Cindy! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! DAMN YOU HAIRLINE! YOU TOO GLASSES! FUCK YOU EYEBROWS!

It was either them or my hairline I chose the fucking hairline. God dammit, I chose the fucking hairline!! Betsy! Paul! Little Cindy! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?! DAMN YOU HAIRLINE! YOU TOO GLASSES! FUCK YOU EYEBROWS!  Vengeance Dad

she asked me for painkillers I killed her instead

she asked me for painkillers I killed her instead  Vengeance Dad

I wanted ragu she bought prego

I wanted ragu she bought prego  Vengeance Dad

Look! Daddy has such a big head! *gunshot*

Look! Daddy has such a big head! *gunshot*  Vengeance Dad

she served me cold dinner i served her hot bullets

she served me cold dinner i served her hot bullets  Vengeance Dad

Family vacation one-way trip to the woods

Family vacation one-way trip to the woods  Vengeance Dad
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