Vengeance Dad

Family ordered pizza with mushrooms once. ONCE!

Family ordered pizza with mushrooms once. ONCE!  Vengeance Dad

my cat was hungry so i fed her my family

my cat was hungry so i fed her my family  Vengeance Dad

they said "thank you jesus" i said "you're welcome"

they said

this is a cast saw let me see your arm

this is a cast saw let me see your arm  Vengeance Dad

im afraid to hug

im afraid to hug   Vengeance Dad

Sometimes? On Wednesdays at the Y? I dress up like Julian Sands in "The Warlock" and cast spells for extra cash!

Sometimes? On Wednesdays at the Y?  I dress up like Julian Sands in

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red  Vengeance Dad

Someone got a computer virus Gave entire family crabs

Someone got a computer virus Gave entire family crabs  Vengeance Dad

It was Shake-n-bake And they helped

It was Shake-n-bake And they helped  Vengeance Dad

they wanted to play a board game i got the nails

they wanted to play a board game i got the nails  Vengeance Dad
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