Zombie Pigman Zisteau

spawns on nether minecart tracks moves out of the way as you pass by

spawns on nether minecart tracks moves out of the way as you pass by   Zombie Pigman Zisteau

Fire Aspect II and Sharpness III on a sword "Worthless"

Fire Aspect II and Sharpness III on a sword

"The man pants are on, but the careful pants also need to be on."

Yo dawg I heard you like portals So I put portals in your portals and crashed the server

Yo dawg I heard you like portals So I put portals in your portals and crashed the server   Zombie Pigman Zisteau

7 Hearts! Er... Five hearts!

7 Hearts! Er... Five hearts!    Zombie Pigman Zisteau

pranks PauseUnpause beautiful rainbow

pranks
PauseUnpause beautiful
rainbow    Zombie Pigman Zisteau

Team Canada pranks him "Meh, there's room for improvement"

Team Canada pranks him

Builds massive house "temporary"

Builds massive 
house

top 5 things zisteau is scared of. 1.chickens 2.sand 3.penis thyat try to hug him spiders that want to cuddle with him green retared men that moan alot

top 5 things zisteau is scared of. 1.chickens 2.sand 3.penis thyat try to hug him spiders that want to cuddle with him green retared men that moan alot  Zombie Pigman Zisteau

Hello my name is ZISTEAU I like signs and watching grass grow. COME GET SOME ZOMBIES. Hey-o! I HAVE MAN PANCE, NOTHING CAN HURT ME. Sword in skull? Probably nothing to do with giant skull. The sea of flame... I won't miss you

Hello my name
is ZISTEAU I like signs and watching grass grow. COME GET SOME ZOMBIES.
Hey-o! I HAVE MAN PANCE,
NOTHING CAN HURT ME. Sword in skull?
Probably nothing to
do with giant skull. The sea of flame...
I won't miss you  Zombie Pigman Zisteau