drunk baby

i'm just sayin, buddy i took a piss on her face, and she laughed about it

i'm just sayin, buddy i took a piss on her face, and she laughed about it  drunk baby

mamma diocan sei una puttana di merda dioboia dioserpente devi fare i caffe'! diocan diocandiocnas dbfknefk jf vf

mamma diocan sei una puttana di merda dioboia dioserpente devi fare i caffe'! diocan diocandiocnas dbfknefk jf vf  drunk baby

And then I says to her, I says, Do a handstand bitch.

And then I says to her, I says, Do a handstand bitch.   drunk baby

No officer, I can't recite the alphabet backwards i might when i learn to recite it Forward!

No officer, I can't recite the alphabet backwards i might when i learn to recite it Forward!  drunk baby

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.  drunk baby

and she said your stupid for swimming where you grew up. i said go kill yourself

and she said your stupid for swimming where you grew up. i said go kill yourself  drunk baby

so this guy -wearing a beanie even smaller than mine- holds me down, takes off my pants, and pulls out this weird-lookin' knife... i passed out at that point, but when i woke up - i shit you not - half my dick was missing and my parents were throwing a pa

so this guy -wearing a beanie even smaller than mine-
holds me down, takes off my pants, and pulls out this weird-lookin' knife... i passed out at that point, but when i woke up - i shit you not - half my dick was missing and my parents were throwing a pa  drunk baby

Let me tell you As long as there's an open bar, Im happy

Let me tell you As long as there's an open bar, Im happy   drunk baby

I should be ashamed of myself let’s be clear – I’m not but I should be

I should be ashamed of myself   let’s be clear – I’m not                                   but I should be  drunk baby

im a retarded baby cuz zuzana got shitfaced at the company party

im a retarded baby cuz zuzana got shitfaced at the company party   drunk baby
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