drunk baby

after 3 beers my poop smells like asparagus

after 3 beers my poop smells like asparagus  drunk baby

To all moms-to-be: If Snooki can do it, you can do it!

To all moms-to-be: If Snooki can do it, you can do it!  drunk baby

I don't understand, why does ur face come out When u say peek-a-boo, make it stop!

I don't understand, why does ur face come out When u say peek-a-boo, make it stop!  drunk baby

you know what i don't even...i don't even, like, muhfuhn *care* anymore... they can sequester **deez nutz**

you know what i don't even...i don't even, like, muhfuhn *care* anymore... they can sequester **deez nutz**   drunk baby

And i said HEY, i like my candy like i like my music without the stupid rapper!

And i said HEY, i like my candy like i like my music without the stupid rapper!   drunk baby

i shit you not she wiped my ass and kissed me after

 i shit you not she wiped my ass and kissed me after  drunk baby

I snuck alcohol into work using my stomach

I snuck alcohol into work using my stomach   drunk baby

And that is when she asked me to pinch it like this

And that is when she asked me to pinch it like this  drunk baby

Soooo the other night, meet this bird we banged..!

Soooo the other night, meet this bird we banged..!  drunk baby

So I was waiting for the subway And that dumb bitch let me roll right onto the tracks

So I was waiting for the subway And that dumb bitch let me roll right onto the tracks   drunk baby
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