drunk dad

my other ride is your mom

my other ride is your mom  drunk dad

What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks

What's the difference between my job and your mom? My job still sucks  drunk dad

Helps son get license to party

Helps son get license to party  drunk dad

So, meme dad gets memes? drunk dad gets bitches!

So, meme dad gets memes? drunk dad gets bitches!  drunk dad

make sure you're home by midnight with 2 bitches

make sure you're home by midnight with 2 bitches  drunk dad

huge car = tiny penis tiny car = huge penis

huge car = tiny penis tiny car = huge penis  drunk dad

Happy fucking birthday Now let's party

Happy fucking birthday  Now let's party  drunk dad

If it fits i sits

If it fits i sits  drunk dad

They see me rollin'... ...they hatin'

They see me rollin'... ...they hatin'  drunk dad

If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk

If you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk  drunk dad