i wish i was paid in gum

No one ever pays me in 6,000 or 8,000 dps rares

No one ever pays me in 6,000 or 8,000 dps rares  i wish i was paid in gum

i wish i got paid in upvotes

i wish i got paid in upvotes  i wish i was paid in gum

My mountain dew never comes with sugar cubes

My mountain dew never comes with sugar cubes  i wish i was paid in gum

i never get a game gifted to me on steam

i never get a game gifted to me on steam  i wish i was paid in gum

the government never paid for my pressure cooker. ..

the government never paid  for my pressure cooker. ..  i wish i was paid in gum

No one ever pays me in blow jobs

No one ever pays me  in blow jobs  i wish i was paid in gum

i wish my life was interesting

i wish my life was interesting  i wish i was paid in gum

i wish i could finally graduate.

i wish i could finally graduate.  i wish i was paid in gum

i wish I had an ex-girlfriend

i wish I had an ex-girlfriend  i wish i was paid in gum

i wish I lived in Washington

i wish I lived in Washington  i wish i was paid in gum
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