The kids are hungry,we havent paid the rent, they are going to evict us, the doctor thinks it may be chronic, i got a flat today the dog died i think you drink too much maybe we need a vacation. maybe we could visit mom, you know i really can't stand the

The kids are hungry,we havent paid the rent, they are going to evict us, the doctor thinks it may be chronic, i got a flat today the dog died i think you drink too much maybe we need a vacation. maybe we could visit mom, you know i really can't stand the  - The kids are hungry,we havent paid the rent, they are going to evict us, the doctor thinks it may be chronic, i got a flat today the dog died i think you drink too much maybe we need a vacation. maybe we could visit mom, you know i really can't stand the   Skinhead John

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How many problems do you have? 99.

How many problems do you have? 99.

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me...  do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard
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