I don't always show you my penis but when I do, it's going to freak you out, because you've probably never seen it, and it's really really really weird looking.

I don't always show you my penis but when I do, it's going to freak you out, because you've probably never seen it, and it's really really really weird looking. - I don't always show you my penis but when I do, it's going to freak you out, because you've probably never seen it, and it's really really really weird looking.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

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I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

I don't usually want to cuddle but when I do, you're wearing all black and about to leave for work

my litter box isn't always full but when it is, i'll shit on your carpet

my litter box isn't always full but when it is, i'll shit on your carpet

I don't always want to sit on your lap but when I do, it's just as you're about to get up

I don't always want to sit on your lap but when I do, it's just as you're about to get up

i don't always lick my ass but when i do, i make sure it's in front of everyone.

i don't always lick my ass but when i do, i make sure it's in front of everyone.

I don't always bring you a present but when I do, its 3am and the mother fucker is still alive and fighting.

I don't always bring you a present but when I do, its 3am and the mother fucker is still alive and fighting.

I don't always go batshit crazy and run around the house but when I do, its 2am

I don't always go batshit crazy and run around the house but when I do, its 2am

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals

I don't always walk across your lap but when I do, I make sure to step on your genitals

I don't always give myself a really slurpy sounding bath But when i do, the house is dead quiet and you're trying to read

I don't always give myself a really slurpy sounding bath But when i do, the house is dead quiet and you're trying to read

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it
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