I told him i was hungry He gave me a block of frozen chili

I told him i was hungry He gave me a block of frozen chili  - I told him i was hungry He gave me a block of frozen chili   Redditor Parent - Bedtime Story

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I told him I wanted to watch star wars on blu-ray He told me he has it on VHS and it just says star wars, not "a new hope"

I told him I wanted to watch star wars on blu-ray He told me he has it on VHS and it just says star wars, not

I SHOWED HIM MY NEW DRAWING HE SAID, "get back to me when you can do an oil painting of lady gaga."

I SHOWED HIM
MY NEW DRAWING HE SAID,

I told him I needed help with my biology homework He sent me a text of a whale

I told him I needed help with my biology homework He sent me a text of a whale

I told him a kid was drowning in the pool. HE SAID, "Save him and I'll post about it on Reddit"

I told him a kid was drowning in the pool. HE SAID,

I ASKED HIM TO READ ME A BEDTIME STORY HE SAID, "ONCE UPON A TIME... TL;DR GTFO"

I ASKED HIM TO READ ME A BEDTIME STORY HE SAID,

I told him i want to be a marine biologist HE SAID, "get an iphone"

I told him i want to be a marine biologist HE SAID,

Asked dad if he liked my drawering He said "I like turtles"

Asked dad if he liked my drawering He said

I Told him there was monster under my bed Nope, Chuck Testa

I Told him there was monster under my bed Nope, Chuck Testa

He said when i grow up I could be anyone I want to be on r/iama

He said when i grow up I could be anyone I want to be on r/iama

I SHOWED HIM MY NEW DRAWING HE SAID, "IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THESE LADY GAGA OIL PAINTINGS."

I SHOWED HIM
MY NEW DRAWING HE SAID,

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