MEET A NEW GIRL AND FEELING REALLY NERVOUS BUT DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE SAP SO GOTTA PLAY IT COOL IS SHE PAYING ATTENTION I HOPE SHE DOESN'T REALIZE I KEEP STARING AT HER BOOBS, OH GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING, QUICK LAUGH, NO TOO LOUD FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE