At marching band practice and your band director says "Okay! One more time!" LIES

At marching band practice and your band director says

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Band director: One more time. reality: another 4 times.

Band director: One more time. reality: another 4 times.

Band director: Water in five reality: after fifty more reps

Band director: Water in five reality: after fifty more reps

At marching band practice and your band director says "Okay! One more time!" LIES

At marching band practice and your band director says

Pit Bored? mercilessly run people over with instrument for fun

Pit Bored? mercilessly run people over with  instrument for fun

March in marching band for four years Get annoyed when birds don't fly in perfect diagonals

March in marching band for four years Get annoyed when birds don't fly in perfect diagonals

complains about how cheerleaders are slutty forgets about band love

complains about how cheerleaders are slutty forgets about band love

Band Director: "Clarinets, good job! Perfect sound." Clarinets: "I was out of tune." "I didn't even play." "I was playing tri tones."

Band Director:

Hey, you're lookin' pretty sharp Wanna come down to my flat and get natural?

Hey, you're lookin' pretty sharp Wanna come down to my flat and get natural?

Fundamentals for the first hour? PIT naptime

Fundamentals for the first hour? PIT naptime

Band director helps with drum solo: Zigada duh digada duh digada digada dah duh. Rest of the band: ?! Drumline: OHHHH.

Band director helps with drum solo: Zigada duh digada duh digada digada dah duh. Rest of the band: ?!
Drumline: OHHHH.
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