Time to roll partner to the fixies!

Time to roll partner to the fixies! - Time to roll partner to the fixies!  Hipster Cop

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On what charges? They're pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of them.

On what charges? They're pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of them.

you have the right to remain silent especially about your lousy musical tastes

you have the right to remain silent especially about your lousy musical tastes

into pepper spray before it was cool

into pepper spray before it was cool

When i hit the siren my car plays the opening of "Only Shallow"

When i hit the siren my car plays the opening of

Hipster cop will arrest you for a reason you've probably never heard of

Hipster cop will arrest you for a reason you've probably never heard of

The Charges? They're pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of them.

The Charges? They're pretty obscure, 
you've probably never heard of them.

My pepper spray? It's a homebrew of locally grown organic heirloom Basque Sheepherder's peppers in a non-aerosol spray bottle.

My pepper spray? It's a homebrew of locally grown organic heirloom Basque Sheepherder's peppers in a non-aerosol spray bottle.

I knew Sgt. Pepper When he was a beat cop.

I knew Sgt. Pepper When he was a beat cop.

doesn't carry handcuffs only uses vinyl

doesn't carry handcuffs only uses vinyl

Silly hipster cop was squashing protests and bustin' unions before it was mainstream

Silly hipster cop was squashing protests and bustin' unions before it was mainstream
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