If you're having dragon problems I feel bad for you son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

If you're having dragon problems I feel bad for you son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. - If you're having dragon problems I feel bad for you son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.  Skyrim Guard

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I used to be an adventurer like you until i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family

I used to be an adventurer like you until i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family

you hit someone with a cabbage? you're going down, criminal scum. you blocked out the sun? Like I give a fuck.

you hit someone with a cabbage? you're going down, criminal scum. you blocked out the sun? Like I give a fuck.

Is that fur, coming out of your ears!? I'm a Khajiit, you twit.

Is that fur, coming out of your ears!? I'm a Khajiit, you twit.

I got to thinking... Maybe I don't have to study, and I just don't know it yet.

I got to thinking... Maybe I don't have to study, and I just don't know it yet.

I used to Read sentences starting with "I used to" in a normal voice

I used to Read sentences starting with

no lollygagging

 no lollygagging

I used to play Skyrim Then I took a patch to the knee

I used to play Skyrim Then I took a patch to the knee

Kills Dragon Acts like you did it.

Kills Dragon Acts like you did it.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an arrow to the knee.
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