"She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do, where was she to go She was out on her fanny." STOP! "Come and knock on our door, I killed her for you, The gun

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How many problems do you have? 99.

How many problems do you have? 99.

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me...  do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon

what's the big deal about bacon? netflix.com/bacon

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...

So I stepped out of the kitchen today...

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard

No your wrong, heaven does exist send me a postcard
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