I got this suit from Armani when I broke into his house.

I got this suit from Armani when I broke into his house. - I got this suit from Armani when I broke into his house.  Unsuccessful white guy

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I discovered my dream job had been outsourced to India

I discovered my dream job had been outsourced to India

I just got promoted to night manager at McDonalds

I just got promoted to night manager at McDonalds

I JUST BOUGHT A PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE

I JUST BOUGHT A PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE

I'm sleeping in the Ritz cracker factory parking lot

I'm sleeping in the Ritz cracker factory parking lot

I just gotta raise some rent money so i don't get evicted

I just gotta raise some rent money so i don't get evicted

slip on wet floor "Can I sue somebody for this?"

slip on wet floor

Meek and frail in real life Internet white supremacist

Meek and frail in real life Internet white supremacist

Received a huge return on my investment 2 for $1 egg mcmuffins

Received a huge return on my investment 2 for $1 egg mcmuffins

Black men have bigger dicks? Don't worry... we still run The god damn world lol

Black men have bigger dicks? Don't worry... we still run The god damn world lol

I'm rich Smith; here for my 2:30 methadone appointment.

I'm rich Smith; here for my 2:30 methadone appointment.

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