darwin award incoming

darwin award incoming - darwin award incoming  Inebriated Handyman

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downed 7 beers on lunch Time to fix shit

downed 7 beers on lunch Time to fix shit

came to fix minor leak in bathroom basement fucking flooded.

came to fix minor leak in bathroom basement fucking flooded.

my other pipe is a crack pipe

my other pipe  is a crack pipe

sure i know plumbing shit runs downhill and you get paid on friday

sure i know plumbing shit runs downhill and you get paid on friday

that is a nice unit of sanitation you have there. i need to shit in it to see what's wrong with it entire bathroom covered in feces, children crying, everything smells like beer and shit, never saw him again. company didnt't even exist *true story

that is a nice unit of sanitation you have there. i need to shit in it to see what's wrong with it entire bathroom covered in feces, children crying, everything smells like beer and shit, never saw him again. company didnt't even exist *true story

track lighting is all set Electrical fire from hell

track lighting is all set Electrical fire from hell

STOVE'S ALL HOOKED UP KABOOOM!!

STOVE'S ALL HOOKED UP KABOOOM!!

10:30 am lunch time 3 courses: Beer, Pot, and Crack

10:30 am lunch time 3 courses: Beer, Pot, and Crack

Says he can only do the job if there's an outlet within 5 feet of workspace uses it to plug in a stereo, put on a styx album, and pound pbr to it

Says he can only do the job if there's an outlet within 5 feet of workspace uses it to plug in a stereo, put on a styx album, and pound pbr to it

takes acid Becomes mario

takes acid Becomes mario
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