ask if you can borrow her internet "bring it back when you're done."

ask if you can borrow her internet

ask if you can borrow her internet "bring it back when you're done."

ask if you can borrow her internet

Sees student approaching points to stapler

Sees student approaching points to stapler

Of course you can borrow a pen! If by "pen" you mean "golf pencil"

Of course you can borrow a pen! If by

tell her you really love her library "actually it's hell with fluorescent lighting."

tell her you really love her library

I wish I really could blind you with my library science.

 I wish I really could blind you with my library science.

Easy there white chocolate, Wouldn't want you to melt!

Easy there white chocolate,
 Wouldn't want you to melt!

I have a useless master's degree

 I have a useless master's degree

do you guys have computers? "yes, our pornography viewing machines are over there."

do you guys have computers?

Please Shut the fuck up

Please Shut the fuck up

do you guys have a scanner? "sure, let me just pull it out of my ass."

do you guys have a scanner?

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