We locked eyes on the way out of class We are soulmates

We locked eyes on the way out of class We are soulmates - We locked eyes on the way out of class We are soulmates  Over confident nerd

She asked me to come by and fix her computer Better take some condoms

She asked me to come by and fix her computer Better take some condoms

Yeah that girl slapped me i love it when they play hard to get

Yeah that girl slapped me  i love it when they play hard to get

that girl was laughing at me so hard she totally wants me

that girl was laughing at me so hard she totally wants me

She added me on facebook? We will fuck

She added me on facebook? We will fuck

I have a lot of experience masturbating so I will probably be good at intercouse

I have a lot of experience masturbating so I will probably be good at intercouse

First Date: tell her about my level 85 Paladin She'll Like that

First Date: tell her about my level 85 Paladin She'll Like that

She called me a creep i love it when they talk dirty

She called me a creep  i love it when they talk dirty

She said she doesn't date losers So I'm in the clear

She said she doesn't date losers  So I'm in the clear

this girl likes dragon ball z we shall have sex

this girl likes dragon ball z we shall have sex

"No! No!" she said. Double Negative

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