Fisting It's Sock Puppetry, Essentially

Fisting It's Sock Puppetry, Essentially - Fisting It's Sock Puppetry, Essentially  Euphemism Megyn Kelly

Crucifiction It's a massage, essentially

Crucifiction It's a massage, essentially

Fire hoses? They're a sports beverage, essentially

Fire hoses? They're a sports beverage, essentially

Terrorists are protestors, essentially

Terrorists are protestors, essentially

Rubber bullets? It's a pencil eraser, essentially

Rubber bullets? It's a pencil eraser, essentially

priests abusing children Is fatherly love, essentially

priests abusing children Is fatherly love, essentially

Boobs They're free karma, essentially

Boobs They're free karma, essentially

Solitary Confinement It's alone time, essentially

Solitary Confinement It's alone time, essentially

Semen It's hair gel, essentially

Semen It's hair gel, essentially

Prison rape? It's expressing love, essentially..

Prison rape? It's expressing love, essentially..

Blow job? It's just an oral exam, essentially

Blow job? It's just an oral exam, essentially

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