has more flight time in microsoft flight simulator than the real thing

has more flight time in microsoft flight simulator than the real thing - has more flight time in microsoft flight simulator than the real thing  oblivious regional pilot

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spent 5 years and $200k to get commercial pilot certificate makes $17k a year

spent 5 years and $200k to get commercial pilot certificate makes $17k a year

bangs elderly flight attendants, eats airline food daily, sleeps in airport terminals, works 18hr shifts, gets paid for 3hrs, makes $17k a year flying rusty death traps living the dream

bangs elderly flight attendants, eats airline food daily, sleeps in airport terminals, works 18hr shifts, gets paid for 3hrs, makes $17k a year flying rusty death traps living the dream

brags to hot girls in bar that he flies a jet flies turboprop

brags to hot girls in bar that he flies a jet flies turboprop

METAR KSTL 260915Z 24041G54KT 1/8SM R30R/P6000FT +TSRA SQ FEW045 BKN060CB BKN110 22/17 A2921 RMK AO2 PK WND 22054/0913 TSB04RAB0858 PRESRR OCNL LTGIC ALQDS TS ALQDS MOV E P0000 "looks like it's going to be a bit bumpy folks"

METAR KSTL 260915Z 24041G54KT 1/8SM R30R/P6000FT +TSRA SQ FEW045 BKN060CB BKN110 22/17 A2921 RMK AO2 PK WND 22054/0913 TSB04RAB0858 PRESRR OCNL LTGIC ALQDS TS ALQDS MOV E P0000

epaulets bitches love my epaulets

epaulets bitches love my epaulets

There's going to be a major pilot shortage, they said... you'll be earning over 6 digits in no time, they said...

There's going to be a major pilot shortage, they said... you'll be earning over 6 digits in no time, they said...

hey sexy, wanna come sit on my cock -pit?

hey sexy, wanna come sit on my cock -pit?

$12/hr, no pier deem, no benefits, no 401k, no minimum monthly pay, but i get to log turbine time?!?!? where do i sign up?

$12/hr, no pier deem, no benefits, no 401k, no minimum monthly pay, but i get to log turbine time?!?!? where do i sign up?

"ladies and gentlemen, be advised we have landed" GET OFF!!! true story

says he neiled the flight attendant flies beech 1900

says he neiled the flight attendant flies beech 1900
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