i don't always drink... but when I do, i chug a handle of whiskey to avoid making sex to fat bitches, punch someone with my forehead, time travel to the floor of my room soaked in my own urine, find a pack of unopened 100 lights, blame everyone else for e

i don't always drink... but when I do, i chug a handle of whiskey to avoid making sex to fat bitches, punch someone with my forehead, time travel to the floor of my room soaked in my own urine, find a pack of unopened 100 lights, blame everyone else for e - i don't always drink... but when I do, i chug a handle of whiskey to avoid making sex to fat bitches, punch someone with my forehead, time travel to the floor of my room soaked in my own urine, find a pack of unopened 100 lights, blame everyone else for e  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always introduce two of my friends who have never met each other but when I do, within minutes they have teamed up to make fun of me.

I don't always introduce two of my friends who have never met each other but when I do, within minutes they have teamed up to make fun of me.

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I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house

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i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

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I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

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I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

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I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself
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