So are you a graduating senior?...No? Next in line please

So are you a graduating senior?...No? Next in line please - So are you a graduating senior?...No? Next in line please  Scumbag Employer

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Requirement: 3 years of HTML5 HTML5 was introduced October 2011

Requirement: 3 years of HTML5 HTML5 was introduced October 2011

Upload or Paste Resume Here Now Retype the fucking thing here

Upload or Paste Resume Here Now Retype the fucking thing here

Won't give you a job because you don't have experience Can't get experience because they won't give you a job

Won't give you a job because you don't have experience Can't get experience because they won't give you a job

Entry Level Job Requires 5+ Years Experience

Entry Level Job Requires 5+ Years Experience

sends you an email that you didn't get the job 3 months later

sends you an email that you didn't get the job  3 months later

Not qualified because you were caught with weed He goes the bar after work and drives home drunk

Not qualified because you were caught with weed He goes the bar after work and drives home drunk

Wants 5-10 years experience With Microsoft Silverlight

Wants 5-10 years experience With Microsoft Silverlight

let's you go due to the results of a 'random' drug test On your way out asks if you to score him a bag

let's you go due to the results of a 'random' drug test On your way out asks if you to score him a bag

Has you come in to interview for a Web developer position only asks questions about programming in C

Has you come in to interview for a Web developer position only asks questions about programming in C

Denies request to upgrade a server running server 2000 approves a $30,000 bathroom remodeling

Denies request to upgrade a server running server 2000 approves a $30,000 bathroom remodeling
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