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bill is $30, has BOGO coupon, new bill total is $20 leaves you $3.00

bill is $30, has BOGO coupon, new bill total is $20 leaves you $3.00 - bill is $30, has BOGO coupon, new bill total is $20 leaves you $3.00 Angry Waiter
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"Water for everyone!" No one drinks water.
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"Well the last time I was here it came with such and such" Well the last four yeaRS i'VE WORKED HERE, IT HASN'T.
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"You were the best waiter ever!" No tip
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seems totally fine the entire night decides to get all passive aggressive out of nowhere and writes strongly worded customer satisfaction survey about how their steak was overdone and it ruined their life.

seems totally fine the entire night decides to get all passive aggressive out of nowhere and writes strongly worded customer satisfaction survey about how their steak was overdone and it ruined their life.
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2 infants, leave huge mess on the floor. "Sorry about the mess." 10% tip.

2 infants, leave huge mess on the floor.
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"Hey folks, my name is -" "Water no lemon!!"
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lemonade is not an appropriate response for "how are you doing today?"

lemonade is not an appropriate response for
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they order steak well done then ask why their steaks took so long and why they are so dry

they order steak well done then ask why their steaks took so long and why they are so dry
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Split soup and salad lunch. Exactly 15% tip. In change.

Split soup and salad lunch. Exactly 15% tip. In change.
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Party of thirteen? Of course I can do separate checks. Three dollars and a piece of gum left on the table.

Party of thirteen? Of course I can do separate checks. Three dollars and a piece of gum left on the table.
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