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I'm fucking old. How is that interesting? You want to hear about my bad hip, or my children that never call? Or how I have night terrors and ptsd from WWII? Maybe about how I put my numerous pills into a daily organizer, or how my hot maid washes my dick

I'm fucking old. How is that interesting? You want to hear about my bad hip, or my children that never call? Or how I have night terrors and ptsd from WWII? Maybe about how I put my numerous pills into a daily organizer, or how my hot maid washes my dick - I'm fucking old. How is that interesting? You want to hear about my bad hip, or my children that never call? Or how I have night terrors and ptsd from WWII? Maybe about how I put my numerous pills into a daily organizer, or how my hot maid washes my dick The Most Interesting Man In The World
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I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.

I don't always watch TV but when I do find a show I like, I download all eight seasons and watch them in one night and get sad when it's over.
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I don't always introduce two of my friends who have never met each other but when I do, within minutes they have teamed up to make fun of me.

I don't always introduce two of my friends who have never met each other but when I do, within minutes they have teamed up to make fun of me.
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I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house
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i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days
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I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it

I don't always find a song i like but when I do, I run that shit so far into the ground, i start to despise it
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I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted
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I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics
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I don't always get hit by green shells But when I do, they're my own.

I don't always get hit by green shells But when I do, they're my own.
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I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash
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I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself

I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself
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