Welcome to the internet I'll be your guide

Welcome to the internet I'll be your guide - Welcome to the internet I'll be your guide  Captain kitteh

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Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.

Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water

Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

IM not going down with the ship. im a pussy.

IM not going down with the ship. im a pussy.

i will turn this ship around right meow

i will turn this ship around right meow

And if you look to your left You will see the world trade centers...oh.....

And if you look to your left You will see the world trade centers...oh.....

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.
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