I'm the new Dane Cook

 I'm the new Dane Cook -  I'm the new Dane Cook  Daniel Tosh

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No longer have to walk wife to airport security That was worth a tower

No longer have to walk wife to airport security That was worth a tower

What if you put to death an innocent man? To that I say, good! It's worked out in the past. Am I right Christians? John 3:16. An innocent man took the bullet so we could live horrible lives, apologize at the end and get in for free. I read the Cliffs Note

What if you put to death an innocent man? To that I say, good! It's worked out in the past. Am I right Christians? John 3:16. An innocent man took the bullet so we could live horrible lives, apologize at the end and get in for free. I read the Cliffs Note

The back door is nature's condom go green girls

The back door is nature's condom go green girls

Bitch Please, I make it hail

Bitch Please, I make it hail

Then I'll tell you what a vagina feels like

Then I'll tell you  what a vagina feels like

this may sound weird but i would fuck that baby

this may sound weird but i would fuck that baby

Ever been to church? "Hey whens this fucker gonna wrap it up"

Ever been to church?

How'd ya break your leg? I f&#king punted a guy's head 90 yards!

How'd ya break your leg? I f&#king punted a guy's head 90 yards!

dammit North Korea.. I'm trying to have honest relationships as a world power and you are fucking my shit up

dammit North Korea.. I'm trying to have honest relationships as a world power and you are fucking my shit up

There's a difference between pushing the boundaries and shoving them off a cliff

There's a difference between pushing the boundaries and shoving them off a cliff
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