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I give you free will* *to do what i say or experience blinding pain in the fires of hell for all eternity unless you believe in me in which case i will forgive your sins which may include but are not limited to: murder, rape, prostitution, larceny, inside

I give you free will* *to do what i say or experience blinding pain in the fires of hell for all eternity unless you believe in me in which case i will forgive your sins which may include but are not limited to: murder, rape, prostitution, larceny, inside - I give you free will* *to do what i say or experience blinding pain in the fires of hell for all eternity unless you believe in me in which case i will forgive your sins which may include but are not limited to: murder, rape, prostitution, larceny, inside Advice God
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Behold my infallible creation also, your main light source gives you cancer

Behold my infallible creation also, your main light source gives you cancer
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Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras
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Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit
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Writes all the DNA code for all species Doesn't write a single comment

Writes all the DNA code for all species Doesn't write a single comment
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Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross
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life begins at conception lol stillborn

life begins at conception lol stillborn
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There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.
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Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes

Libyans being slaughtered? too busy helping millionaires win golden statuettes
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Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that

Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that
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SENDS YOU TO HELL FOR ABORTING YOUR CHILD KILLS HIS ONLY SON

SENDS YOU TO HELL FOR ABORTING YOUR CHILD KILLS HIS ONLY SON
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