Excellent Everything is going according to plan

Excellent  Everything is going according to plan - Excellent  Everything is going according to plan  Evil Plotting Baby

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I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife's tits in the morning

I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife's tits in the morning

As soon as you finish putting my diaper on I will shit

As soon as you finish putting my diaper on I will shit

just before grandma finishes my cute sweater I'll initiate another growth spurt

just before grandma finishes my cute sweater I'll initiate another growth spurt

She may take my nose But in the end, I shall take most of her money

She may take my nose But in the end, I shall take most of her money

Oh you wanted to sleep on your overnight flight? Let me play you the song of my people

Oh you wanted to sleep on your overnight flight? Let me play you the song of my people

When you fall asleep Then, I'll be hungry

When you fall asleep Then, I'll be hungry

Wanna be my girlfrien I didn't put the D you'll get that later

Wanna be my girlfrien I didn't put the D you'll get that later

you found $40,000 worth of Mtg cards in a safe? let me show you what i think of them...

you found $40,000 worth of Mtg cards in a safe? let me show you what i think of them...

I WILL SOMEHOW MAKE A MESS SO MASSIVE THAT IT WILL BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO CLEAN UP BY MYSELF

I WILL SOMEHOW MAKE A MESS SO MASSIVE THAT IT WILL BE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO CLEAN UP BY MYSELF

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