Step on one of its cracks Breaks your mom's back

Step on one of its cracks Breaks your mom's back - Step on one of its cracks Breaks your mom's back  Scumbag Sidewalk

Cracks too far apart for one stride Too close together for two

Cracks too far apart for one stride Too close together for two

STEP ON A CRACK BREAKS YO MAMA'S BACK

STEP ON A CRACK BREAKS YO MAMA'S BACK

Appears to be an even surface One inch lip, Perfect for tripping

Appears to be an even surface One inch lip, Perfect for tripping

Nice, smooth pavement Too many deep cracks to longboard without constantly pushing

Nice, smooth pavement Too many deep cracks to longboard without constantly pushing

Rains for 30 Minutes... Need Noah's Ark to cross the valley

Rains for 30 Minutes... Need Noah's Ark to cross the valley

Has cracks Breaks your mothers back

Has cracks Breaks your mothers back

Step on crack crack accidentally Moms back broken

Step on crack crack accidentally  Moms back broken

Designed to walk on breaks your mother's back if you step on it

Designed to walk on breaks your mother's back if you step on it

Step on one of its cracks Breaks your mom's back

Step on one of its cracks Breaks your mom's back

Step on it's cracks breaks your mother's back

Step on it's cracks breaks your mother's back

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