Told him it was time to celebrate Steak and blowjob day He said "It's Pi Day!"

Told him it was time to celebrate Steak and blowjob day He said

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i said i loved him he said he loves you tube

i said i loved him he said he loves you tube

i asked him why he was up so late he said he was pretending to be austrailian

i asked him why he was up so late he said he was pretending to be austrailian

Told him we are out of condoms "it's ok, the wi-fi is on"

Told him we are out of condoms

honey, want to go see a ballet? no, their feet are gross

honey, want to go see a ballet? no, their feet are gross

i asked if he wanted to use whip cream on me he said do you have a bowl of corn instead

i asked if he wanted to use whip cream on me he said do you have a bowl of corn instead

I asked him to come to bed he said "ok"

I asked him to come to bed he said

Told him I wanted a cat He gave me a pot and soil.

Told him I wanted a cat He gave me a pot and soil.

i asked why my ipad was stuck in the bumper of our car he said "karma"

i asked why my ipad was stuck in the bumper of our car he said

I asked him to come to bed he told me to shove a 46 inch black dildo up my ass

I asked him to come to bed he told me to shove a 46 inch black dildo up my ass

i asked why he doesn't open the car door for me he said he doesn't have gas

i asked why he doesn't open the car door for me he said he doesn't have gas
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