Have to take a mad shit in the middle of the night Wakes you up with enough time to get to the toilet

Have to take a mad shit in the middle of the night Wakes you up with enough time to get to the toilet - Have to take a mad shit in the middle of the night Wakes you up with enough time to get to the toilet  Awesome Brain

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Alarm clock doesn't go off. makes you wake up at right time anyways.

Alarm clock doesn't go off. makes you wake up at right time anyways.

physically inferior specie with no much chances to survive in the wild? makes you super-smart and practically the king of the world

physically inferior specie with no much chances to survive in the wild? makes you super-smart and practically the king of the world

Hey Bro heard you have to write an essay Wouldn't have to write it if you took a bath with that toaster

Hey Bro heard you have to write an essay Wouldn't have to write it if you took a bath with that toaster

Forgot to set the alarm Remembers before you fall asleep

Forgot to set the alarm Remembers before you fall asleep

Think that chick is super hot? Here's a dream where she's even hotter.

Think that chick is super hot? Here's a dream where she's even hotter.

NO CHANCE FOR PUSSY IRL? MAKES YOU CUM WHILE YOU ASLEEP

NO CHANCE FOR PUSSY IRL? MAKES YOU CUM WHILE YOU ASLEEP

Have to take a mad shit in the middle of the night Wakes you up with enough time to get to the toilet

Have to take a mad shit in the middle of the night Wakes you up with enough time to get to the toilet

think of something while fapping makes you stop and look it up on wikipedia

think of something while fapping makes you stop and look it up on wikipedia

Much smarter than you Uses this fact to help you understand the world

Much smarter than you Uses this fact to help you understand the world

woke up late, no time to shower or eat with two minutes to get work? How 'bout a Wank?

woke up late, no time to shower or eat with two minutes to get work? How 'bout a Wank?
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