when i read about the evils of drinking i gave up reading -Henny Youngman

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the evils of drinking i gave up reading -Henny Youngman - when i read about 
the evils of drinking i gave up reading -Henny Youngman  Lazy College Senior

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"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.

"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals

Pencil breaks while taking notes gets up and leaves

Pencil breaks while taking notes gets up and leaves

The weather is awful, can't go to class The weather is beautiful, can't waste it in class

The weather is awful, can't go to class The weather is beautiful, can't waste it in class

"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.

If false,please explain true

If false,please explain true

Learns most of the class from taking the final

Learns most of the class from taking the final

Actually make it to morning class for once Skip rest of the day as a reward

Actually make it to morning class for once Skip rest of the day as a reward

Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home

Pushes door that says

finds out exam is open book better buy the book

finds out exam is open book better buy the book
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