want to print your essay? sorry we have run out of blue ink

want to print your essay? sorry we have run out of blue ink - want to print your essay? sorry we have run out of blue ink  Scumbag Printer

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You want to print something? First let me play you the song of my people

You want to print something? First let me play you the song of my people

Out of Color Ink Won't scan

Out of Color Ink Won't scan

Yellow ink empty refuses to print black and white document

Yellow ink empty refuses to print black and white document

You want to print black and white? Thats too bad. you are out of yellow.

You want to print black and white? Thats too bad. you are out of yellow.

Slight curl in paper Explodes

Slight curl in paper Explodes

one page document you say? here's a second blank page for good measure

one page document you say? here's a second blank page for good measure

Sure, I'll cancel your print job as soon as I'm done printing

Sure, I'll cancel your print job as soon as I'm done printing

Oh, you need your resume for a job interview in an hour Fuck you I'm broken

Oh, you need your resume for a job interview in an hour Fuck you I'm broken

Wants to print in black and white Doesn't print - needs cyan catridge

Wants to print in black and white Doesn't print - needs cyan catridge

You want to print something? let me just "get ready" by making loud noises and jerking off $5 worth of your ink in here

You want to print something? let me just
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