Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet - Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet  Paranoid Parrot

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Can't leave facebook open and have porn open at the same time They'll know

Can't leave facebook open and have porn open at the same time They'll know

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure

Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case

copies url to send to friend  Check url in own browser just in case

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure

My post hasn't received an upvote after two minutes  Better delete it, clearly they think I'm a failure

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