They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky

They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky - They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky  Excessive Tanning Mom

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They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky

They said i could become anything so i became beef jerky

I was going for that sun-kissed glow Nailed it!

I was going for that sun-kissed glow Nailed it!

Fuck yo couch nigga! Oh damn that's yo bitch

Fuck yo couch nigga! Oh damn that's yo bitch

Goes home with a guy she met at the bar Buffalo Bill

Goes home with a guy she met at the bar Buffalo Bill

Drugs? I dont do drugs Why? do you have some?

Drugs? I dont do drugs Why? do you have some?

They said i could become anything so i became an oompa loompa

They said i could become anything so i became an oompa loompa

Tanned for 40 years to look more attractive Burnt corneas. so everyone else suddenly looks more attractive

Tanned for 40 years to look more attractive Burnt corneas. so everyone else suddenly looks more attractive

They said i could become anything so i became a leather chair

They said i could become anything so i became a leather chair

She must play Minecraft She's wearing her leather armor

She must play Minecraft She's wearing her leather armor

Waddya want, smoothskin?

 Waddya want, smoothskin?

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