Buy him a toy from the pet store Plays with the fucking empty box instead

Buy him a toy from the pet store Plays with the fucking empty box instead - Buy him a toy from the pet store Plays with the fucking empty box instead  Scumbag Cat

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Pesters you all morning for treats Throws them up on your carpet five minutes after eating them

Pesters you all morning for treats Throws them up on your carpet five minutes after eating them

Ignores you all day Sits on your lap when you have to pee

Ignores you all day Sits on your lap when you have to pee

Has many fancy and expensive toys Favorite toy is a bottle cap

Has many fancy and expensive toys  Favorite toy is a bottle cap

Won't poop with you watching Watches you poop

Won't poop with you watching Watches you poop

Sleeps 16 hours a day 0 hours a night

Sleeps 16 hours a day 0 hours a night

You scratch my back I'll claw your eyes

You scratch my back I'll claw your eyes

Wakes you up at 7:30 Sleeps from 8 'til noon

Wakes you up at 7:30 Sleeps from 8 'til noon

presents belly in gesture of good will claws you when you pet belly

presents belly in gesture of good will claws you when you pet belly

Only wants affection on your laptop keyboard with an essay due in 20 minutes

Only wants affection on your laptop keyboard with an essay due in 20 minutes

Sleeping when you want to play playing when you want to sleep

Sleeping when you want to play playing when you want to sleep
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